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| SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | OCTOBER 2022 | 67 From Courtney, the publisher: I got lucky this month - a homeowner and very talented writer, Nick Polcino, sent in a joke out of the blue! I read it and laughed out loud. When I took it to the Lifestyles Committee meeting, they read it aloud and everyone laughed. So when you find it, go ahead and laugh; that's what all the cool kids are doing. Last month in our secret contest (results at right), I asked a fairly easy question - there are no right or wrong answers - and promised a prize, as I usually do. Out of roughly 6,000 residents, only three answered. So they all got a prize. I'd probably discontinue the contest if 6,000 people answered. But I don't think that's going to happen. So here's the secret contest for people with cameras: Send me a picture of this magazine somewhere in the community (or outside the walls if you get the travel bug). I will send my favorite entry a fun gift. I may send ALL entries something cool (like a screaming goat or a dancing cactus). Email the pics to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Now back to the Get the Joke stuff: To win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place, completely made-up (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and (new!) EMAIL IT TO sunlakesnews@yahoo.com before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: MARGARET LAFFERTY Please call Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner. I knew it… Last month's joke wasn't a joke after all! Jerry & Doris were in that spaceship. Sharon R. Jerry's golf skills are definitely from another planet! Armando A. Jerry the Alien sounds like my kind of guy! Mike W. I'm not surprised that Aliens are interested in participating in our version of golf… there's probably a lot of "lost" golf balls on their planet, and it made them curious about all those weird round things everywhere! Laurie W. Can you beam your ball into the hole? Cool concept! Sue H. Such a wonderful new couple, and they're so eager to join in. Jerry told me he'll treat the first 10 golfers on Tuesday to Tuesday Tacos (he and Doris have really taken to tacos). And be sure to check out Doris' table at the Craft Show - her knitting skills are out of this world! Barbara C. Jerry better be aware of the Clubhouse Dress Code or he won't make it to the Lounge Tuesday. Victor G. I will definitely join. Sounds like fun. Jean B. Handicap is lower than mine! Debbie P. Always enjoy looking for the joke! Jamie T. I thought they were our out-of-town relatives. Dottie J. Sorry, I play on Tuesdays with LEGS. Sharon K. Should be popular because golf is alien to a lot of people! Bob A. Couldn't find the spaceship but love the green alien! Jackie H. I don't play golf very well, but I'll settle for lunch with Doris. Marguerite L. your comments: GET THE JOKE! I found the joke! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ This was the joke: _______________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Send your entry to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com or drop it at the Main Clubhouse OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Last month's joke: Secret contest question: In three words or less… what is the best thing about living on this planet? Answers: Family, Friends & Food. Sharon R. Life exists. Victor G. STILL LIVING. PERIOD! Jeanne V. Thanks for playing the secret contests! I hope you enjoyed your valuable prizes! Tuesday Alien Golf