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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JULY 2017 | 63 Get the Joke! Last month's joke was an ad for golf lessons from Tiger Woods. We had more calls for that ad than all other jokes in the past 14 years combined! We apologize for all the disappointment. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out- of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment on page 60. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo.com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: DENNIS HAUGHN Please see Kelly in the Administration Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. Enroll now, first 50 receive driving lessons at no additional cost. ~ Bill V. Lessons for $40 per hour?? He wouldn't have time to retire. ~ Pam G. The way Tiger has been playing, he should be the one taking lessons. ~ Fred W. With a bad back, he plays more like a kitty than a tiger. ~ Burt Z. I don't golf but I will watch him teach? ~ Judy K. Maybe Tiger should take some lessons from me. Free. ~ George E. I think it would be so thoughtful of Al to offer Tiger Woods some part time work on the course to help him adjust to his transition from #1 golfer in the world to home in Banning! ~ Beverly K. Also gives driving lessons. ~ Dennis W. Sign me up! I need the Golf Bag Etiquette lesson the most! ~ Jeanne M. I have always wanted to know how to use those golf bats. ~ Gerald I. Maybe he can tell us how to avoid a 9-iron attack. ~ Joyce C. For $40 an hour, even I can take lessons from him, be had golf is not his priority anymore. ~ Elva G. Better than another necktie! ~ Dorris H. I tried calling for hours, but the line has been busy. ~ Alfred K. Tiger will move in – he'll purchase a large plot of land and build a mansion. ~ Evon M. I think he could benefit from some lessons in living, here at Sun Lakes. ~ Betty F. Bring a bottle of Hootch to tip him. ~ Nick P. Do your part – he really needs the money for his DUI defense. ~ Barbara C. I might even start playing again! ~ Shirl Q. The golfers would love that! ~ Lloyd T. Maybe that's what's wrong with my game. I'm "driving under the influence" of prescription drugs. Tiger is ready for Sun Lakes. ~ Ron D. I know Tiger could lower my golf score with coordinating my hat and shirt combination. ~ Dennis H. Unfortunately Tiger will be attending alcohol classes and won't be able to teach golf. ~ Debbie M. After each lessons we could go out and have a few drinks! ~ Dale B. Tiger must be tired of FL and wants to help keep Banning airport open. ~ David K. Actually my teenage granddaughter, who is on a Varsity Golf team, could give Tiger a lesson - ha ha! ~Helene K. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST!