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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | FEBRUARY 2018 | 63 Get the Joke! Last month's joke was an ad for a weight loss method that involved taping your pie hole shut. It would work, sure. But think of all the pie you'd miss. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment toward the back of this issue. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo. com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: CAROL BURTIS Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! Last month's joke I knew several ladies who had their teeth wired together and were on liquid diets. It's true. Their husbands loved it! Carol B. I could recommend this procedure to a few folks I know. Joyce C. They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Maybe this will work! Jerry B. The added bonus is keeping some people quiet! Janene K. Do you bring the tape or just use what I have on hand? Pam G. Good idea! This will help me to keep my New Year resolution! Emily P. Great joke for January 2018. Sharon K. It's good to know there's one more use for duct tape. Bob A. A free apple and only one meal a day - where do I sign up! Lloyd T. An apple a day! This could work! The tape is ingenious! Karen D. Sign me up! I can feel the weight coming off already - yeah! My friends want me to leave the tape on permanently! Jeanne M. Serious weight management - bound to lose. Marylou L. Another use for duct tape plus facial hair removal at the same time! Shirley H. Maybe - but only if it was a dark chocolate dipped caramel apple with chopped pecans and a Perrier! Jeanne V. With this weight loss plan, who could lose! Tape me up! Gala apple only! Nancy G. Great testimonials but are they real clients or just actors? Gerald I. Well shut my mouth and call me skinny! Linda S. Can I get colored tape to match my outfits? Robin W. Ha ha! I'm good at removing tape for pizza! Harriet F. Lose weight the easy way! With our service, we come to you every morning, supervise one meal (an apple) and then tape your mouth shut! For the rest of the day, you will enjoy knowing you are not gaining any weight. Our Experts will return in the evening and give you a glass of water. You will sleep like a baby knowing weight loss is headed your way! But don't listen to us - hear what our satisfied clients say! "Frmmm mrrrr grammm." ~ Al, 32 "Mrrr ar rmmm umr mrr." ~Jill, 48 Call today! Sacha (909) 797-3647 Free Apple With This Ad