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I found the JOKE! Resident name (first & last): ________________________________________ The Joke This Month: ____________________________________________ Comments (we LOVE your notes - about anything!): _______________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ | SUN LAKES LIFESTYLES | JUNE 2018 | 67 Get the Joke! Last month's joke an article about the Sidewalk Crack Committee. Believe it or not, some people get pretty worked up about sidewalk cracks. Don't be surprised if you're asked to be someone's crack buddy on a committee like this. If you would like to win a free dinner, find the ad, article or just weird, out-of-place (and hopefully funny) item in this month's Lifestyles. When you find it, fill out the box below and turn it into the Main Clubhouse reception desk before noon on the sixth of the month. If you are the first correct guess chosen at random, you will win a free dinner. Good luck! As always, keep the great photos coming. And remember to take your camera to Sun Lakes' events - but make sure you take pictures of people who aren't in the Witness Protection Program or in trouble with the law. Don't forget photo assignment toward the back of this issue. Send any photos of Sun Lakes to sunlakesnews@yahoo. com. Congratulations to this month's Dinner Winner: LINDA SAILOR Please see Kelly in the Admin. Office for your Sun Lakes Restaurant dinner for two. your comments: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE Payment for the production of Lifestyles (and the reason it's free to homeowners) is due to the generous support of our advertisers. Please thank them by visiting their place of business or calling them first whenever you need their service or product. THE BEST! So… I got my harmonica for nothing! Vivian D. Kudos to the crack inspectors. Cracks less than 1" can be easily stopped. We can chew and strategically place bubble gum to increase the cohesive factor. Public interest can be built by random testing of airhorns. ~ Laurel P. AKA - Community Crackpots. ~ Betty B. But… don't step on a crack - you'll break your mother's back. ~ Emily P. I do not need to have a "crack buddy" designated as I have one living with me, "Jack the Plumber" and I will be very good at this "job." Have crack will travel. ~ Jeanne M. This committee really "cracks" me up! ~ Nancy J. Me and my friend Zach, and a lunch we will pack in a sack. All the day we will yack, in a car with a rack to inspect the crack of which there is no lack! ~ Jay J. I heard as a young boy, if you step on a crack you'll break your mother's back. Can't take that chance. ~ Jerry B. I want to be a "crack buddy"… ~ Danny M. Come on lads! Let's get crackin! ~ George R. I know a few people who qualify for the job. ~ Dottie J. Sign me up… I'll twirl thrice while blowing an air horn happily. ~ Sharon R. I've seen a number of cracks among the community, though not necessarily in the sidewalk; and I certainly have no desire to measure any of them. ~ Marguerite L. You really "crack" me up! ~ Joyce C. What a crackerjack of an idea! I'll be up at the crack of dawn and get crackin' on finding those cracks. ~ Gerald I. My crack buddy showed up naked. Is this appropriate attire? ~ Richard M. That's the most jacked-up crack committee I've ever heard of. ~ Linda S. LAST MONTH'S JOKE Sidewalk Crack Committee

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